Bill McMullen

Billions McMillions. Artist. New Yorker.
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Rappers Who Would Play the NBA Star in the TV Movie

I rarely watch basketball, but I like to tune in during the play-offs. Many years ago, when the Knicks were pretty good and actually playing in the post-season, I was with my main man Tony Chan watching as Tim Duncan ended all dreams any NY fans had cultivated in the wintertime with some crucial come-throughs. I noticed the Knicks had some players that looked like hip-hop personalities.

I had forgotten about it until last night, when I noticed the same thing again during the Lakers/Celtics game. Some dudes look like other dudes. And although I really don’t care for those ’seprated at birth’ type things that you see on the internet, here we are with some now:

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This is the classic from that first night: Meth Tical and Allan Houston.

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This is a gimme, too easy really. Sam Cassell and Russell Simmons. Both in green

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Is there such thing as backpack-basketball? Pao Gasol/Aesop Rock.

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Mystikal/Paul Pierce

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Rakim/Stephon Marbury.

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AF1, Starbury. Hey, if you wore your baggy jeans right, heads may not notice! You could wear a new pair every day, at a fraction of the cost! Like you were the “People’s Nelly” or something.



One comment for “Rappers Who Would Play the NBA Star in the TV Movie”

  1. Colby

    Yo Billions,

    What up with your press photo? Was that taken during your Chriss Angel/Goth turn?

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