Was discussing the gym with a mate of mine & we were comparing routines etc…who knows why, but she wanted to know…guess routines get boring & you want to know others…ok I digress & do not want to seem like a boring fuck chatting about the gym all the time…but the subject turned onto something that I felt I could help explain, or at least put a theory out there.

She was wanting to know why is that a few times, in fact quite a few times, she returns to the changing room only to find some young healthy chap waiting outside the door waiting to talk to her & ask her out.

‘Why’ she asks, ‘I am sweaty, I smell sweaty, my eyeliner & any make up that I may have had one is all running & I look shitty, so why do they come up & ask’

Apart from being quite a nice looking lady &….

…As I said & by the title you know I have a theory…well apart from most Gym gear worn by women has some form of lycra & hugs to the body, so that is No1…& now for No2, & what I think the reason is…it is that just had a good shag look. All the symptoms are the same. Hot, Sweaty, Flushed face, & the just worked out smell I guess has some similarities to a hot shag.

Now these chaps see that & want to emulate that, but from a horizontal work out.

It seemed to make sense to her & she was content with the explanation, but finished by saying, ‘ You guys are sad.’ I had to reply, ‘No not me. I have never waited for a girl outside the changing room, waiting for her to enter & ask her on a date. & I am not about to start.’

Thank you & Be Well.

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