I went to the Bonneville dam this weekend.. and I got to see these giant sturgeon.  Sturgeon are the most vicious fish in the animal kingdom. Sturgeon have been known to come to your house if they find out you were talking shit about them.

It went by so fast, I could not capture the 6 beepers (see pagers) attached to its dorsal fin.

This is a big ass fucking waterfall. Some say the water never stops falling. You were not allowed to throw any coins in.. because every wish comes true… and certain people can’t be trusted with their wishes. I wish i wasn’t afraid of heights. Axel Rose wishes this country wasn’t filled with immigrants and faggots. (i.e. One In a Million, off the GNR LIES album)

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