Fats Shariff

Madman. Urban Cyclops. Father & sometime Oracle.
www.fatsarazzi.co.uk

POISON ?

It takes a lot for someone to chose their poison.

But, it takes even more to change your poison, & more than that for someone to make you change your poison.

Well that is what has happened to me. Long have I been singing the praises of Vodka, flying the Flag of the Grey Goose.

But those days are gone, they may return & if they do it will be with less vigor. The truth is I have moved on, & I have my good man Acyde to thank for it. I now am a friend of Jerry.

Sailor Jerry to be precise. More than Tattoo’s the man created a nice blend of Spiced Rum, that will have you wanting more.

It seems that I am a late comer to the club, & I have 2 lady friends who have been drinking Sailor Jerry so long they refer to him as ‘Slimmy Jimmy’. It reminds me of that scene in ‘Scent of a Woman’ when Al Pacino tells Chris O’Donnell to order him up a Bottle of John Daniels….
‘You mean Jack Daniels’
‘When you have known him as long as I have you can call him John’
Or words to that effect.

References aside, this is a very fine poison, & as it says on the label, ‘This is no Girly Rum’

Be Well.



9 comments for “POISON ?”

  1. Rach

    Ahhhhhh yes. We’re on very good terms with Slimmy. We go way back.

  2. Steven Vogel

    that’s all I am going to say about that:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4

  3. fats shariff

    ahhh & there she is…
    fx

  4. Rob Heppler

    beefeater gin has been the cause of my woes lately

  5. Richard Martin

    Ooh, I am up for some rum. A year in Miami sippin’ Mojitos will do that to a man. BUt then Sailor Jerry looks tougher than the highly branded, heavily manufactured stuff the Man was pushing on me. Gotta get down w/ Jerry. thx for the tip!

  6. Steven Vogel

    so i now, on top of your usual bar prefrences need to stock this also for your next visit? fuck my liver.

  7. fats shariff

    mate…this is all u need to stock

  8. Steven Vogel

    i dont man, getting me off my scotch is going to be a challenge.

  9. Rach

    Once you’ve had Jerry, you never go back.

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