Dave Ortiz

New Yorker since 1970. Beer Drinking Girl Loving Doosh Bag.
www.davesqualitymeat.com

WANNA WALK IN MY SHOES?

OK I’M BACK WITH ANOTHER BATCH OF CRAZY ASS PHOTOS I NEVER REALLY WRITE ANYTHING ON THIS BLOG I JUST POST PHOTOS OF MY FRIENDS AND MY DOGZ I HOPE YA LIKE THEM AS MUCH AS I LIKE THEM CUZ I GET A KICK OUT OF SEEING HOW SILLY LIFE IS….
THOSE ARE MY AIR JESUS BY NIKE…
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MY LITTLE PEPPER THIS DOG IS MAD SPICY…
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THIS IS MY FRIEND TOM HE’S 6′ 7″ AND PEPPER IS ABOUT 4 ” TALL HOW FUNNY IS THAT.
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ROOF TOP BBQ WITH THE CREW AND LADIES…
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JOHN THE MAN REEVES
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THE CREW THAT SHOWED UP…HEAVY HITTERS OF DOOSH BAG-ISM
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NEED A LITTLE NIP?
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I EVEN RAN INTO A BLACK COWBOY NOW I SEEN EVERYTHING….
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NOW THERE IS A SMOOSH BROTHER THERE.
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NOW THAT IS THE DYNAMIC CREW-OH. HARIF AND SWEE PEA LADIES HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTIES.
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I ALWAYS GET MY FAIR SHARE OF HOTTIES
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THEN HER FRIEND TRIED TO GET IN THE MIX I’M ALWAYS DOWN FOR ACTION. IT WAS A RIGHT HAND RIGHT NIPPLE KINDA DAY.
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STELLA YOU ALL SEEN HER BEFORE SHE’S JUST MAD DOPE…I LOVE THE REFLECTION PHOTO STEEZ
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HIPPERS DOG??? PLEASE SOMEBODY KILL ME I’M NOT EVEN THAT GAY AND I’M PRETTY GAY WHEN IT COMES TO MY DOGS
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IT’S A JONNY MEXICO PUMP
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I LOVE ROOF TOPS AT NIGHT IN NYC IT’S REALLY IS SOMETHING ELSE
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HERE IS A HOT FRIEND BABY BEE IS WHAT I CALL HER SHE’S LIKE MY LITTLE SISTER..SOMEONE NEEDS TO SCOOP HER UP SHE’S SINGLE..DAM I PUT HER ON BLAST THAT’S WHAT BROTHERS ARE FOR…
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M3AT HAS CRAZY EYES NOW A DAYZ
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MY FRIEND GREG IS A FIREMAN SO HE KNOWS HOW TO TALK TO HIS FELLOW BROTHERS AND KEEP THE PARTY GOING ALL NIGHT LONG.
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YO JOHN BUSH I CAN TAKE PHOTOS TOO.
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YO JIMMY YOU GOT ANY JOKES FOR ME…HERE’S ONE WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONE? A GOLDEN RETREVIER..HAHAHA
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BEFORE THE PEAL
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AFTER THE PEAL
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VINNY AND BLACK JESUS I GUESS HE WANTS HIS SNEAKERS BACK…D’OH!!!
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YO YO YO IT’S ME REDA…WHA FO’GETTA BOUT IT…I GOT MY COFFEE AND MY DRAKES COFFEE CAKE WHA’-CHA KNOW ABOUT THAT? THAT’S SOME FUCKING NEW YORK SHIT..
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DID SOME ONE SAY YO YO…
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HEY LADIES AH GET FUNKY…
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DRUNK GIRLS IN THE STREET THAT TELL YOU TO KISS THERE ASS I WAS DOWN I TOLD HER I HAD SOFT LIPS.
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MAN I GOT BOOBIES ON MY MIND….
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STAY TUNE FOR MORE CRAZY DAVE PHOTOS OF LIFE IN NYC…



7 comments for “WANNA WALK IN MY SHOES?”

  1. Steven Vogel

    the black cowboy has steez

  2. seldouche

    damn you gonna try and turn out your baby bee on your site like that? you know who looks at your site? the sacks of douche.

  3. crazy dave

    dude don’t worry Baby Bee she’s cool with it she doesnt’ care about the intoe-net, this shit is for fun kicks and laughs…that’s all.

  4. Steven Vogel

    yeah more please. i keep all the weirdos out of here anyway!

  5. Abraham Beltran

    Entertaining as always. Shitty day in the office, this right here just turned things around.

    And Baby Bee is uber-fly. Wow.

  6. Marcus

    Funny stuff, Dave.

  7. Agostinho

    Dave - hook up a brother with BABY BEE she’s fineeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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