Steven Vogel

Writer. Musician. Critic. Fan.
www.blacklodges.com

totally overrated.

Seeing that black lodges is turning into a fucking cooking show for frustrated streetwear kids I wanted to add my 2 cents.  Mrs. V is on vacation with her friends and rather than going out and going nuts, I am working my nuts off for a bunch of shit I have to get ready by Thursday, as I am off to Paris again. Anyway, cooking. This is it.

I marinated some chicken breast fillet in sun dried tomatos, garlic and basil / olive oil for a day.

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roasted the shit out of some pignolia nuts and the chicken.

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et voila, finished it off with some al dente pasta and fresh parmesan and wine.

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but you know what? cooking for yourself is so totally over rated, it’s like the xxxth time you’ve been to vegas and go again. it’s like getting kicked in the nuts by a 7ft skinhead, because you asked for it. seriously. I haven’t cooked since sunday, just been eating fresh fruit, smoking insane amounts of cigarettes, drinking way too much coffee and fuck it, I will finish this bottle of wine also now. and smoke more cigarettes. man, all this new age bullshit about cooking is a load of ass. don’t get me wrong, if Mrs. V is here or I have guests, I am all about, but for myself…please. it’s bullshit, I think I only cooked to go through the motions. I didn’t enjoy it nor the food one bit. Anyway. I listened to a lot of great music though, and yes, I will now go and smoke more, and drink that wine. officially the last food post for me.



6 comments for “totally overrated.”

  1. SheOne

    have you tried barbequed streetwear kids ??

    just marinade two geeky 20 somethings head to toe
    in supreme and bape, add a twist of originalFake
    and chill for half an hour. Dip them in all white AF1s,
    and top off with a colorfully ironic new era hat.
    now skewer the fuckers and chuck em on the fire…

    stand back, jack over ice and cigarettes.

    done.

  2. Steven Vogel

    i like the part where you skewer the fuckers-the rest just makes me sick. I’ll gladly join you on the jack on ice. easy.

  3. Nick Schonberger

    hahahaha.

    totally valid points as well.

  4. KG

    you could always take SheOne’s recipe, wrap it in some Wayfarers or Frogskins and make a streetwear taco. or even better wrap them in clashing neon all over prints for a burrito.
    nasty!

  5. SC

    hahahah - now I’m starting to see who the real chefs are!

  6. Nina Vogel

    Since when do we have this fancy IPOD thing, Sir?

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