Why is it that every time you see an advertisement, billboard, website or poster for booze, they have to have those three, deeply annoying words after them:
Please Enjoy Responsibly
It’s everywhere now: watch the UEFA Champion’s League tonight (note my correct use of the apostrophe, which UEFA seem unwilling to use, we’ll come back to that […]

The one benefit of having a girl who travels regularly for her job - She returns bearing gifts. 
  
Bless her.